Banana Peeler

Something is wrong with the bowl of fruits at WH! it is like the apples are like a different colour red, the bananas are green, the pears dont look like pears, the plums look normal but wait, what is the catch? when you bite into them they are solid rock hard. And I bet, if thrown at f=ma and v= st at high velocity it can knock someone out! Have a hard plum ready people!

Unripe bananas are hard to peel!

And on doing so i cut myself between my nail and finger! Oww. that is the worst place to be cut with. and with a banana!!!

Say hello to ms index finger.

Since now everything is about lipids and fats i typed in “fat” into google and i got…

this:

EWWWWWWWW. look at the pics!

and today, I volunteered to ask students opinions about the axrium cafe in WSXB. and got a free 5 pound voucher for a meal just for 30 mins

and did you know that Happy Hippo Biscuits are the best in the world i second that to nutella!